High School Reunion
Another joke remembered from the past, today, May 21, despite the back-date on the post.
A guy shows up his tenth high school reunion in a limo, accompanied by two beautiful women. He's become fantastically successful, and no one can believe it, because he wasn't the brightest guy in their class, or the most personable, or anything. In fact, he barely graduated. He was as far from "most likely to succeed" as you could get.
After hearing about his mansions, his cars, his lifestyle, his vast wealth, not to mention the beautiful women hanging on his arm, one of his classmates asks: "So how did you do it? What's the secret of your success?"
"It's surprisingly simple," he says. "I discovered that I could buy things for, say, a dollar, and sell them for, say, two dollars."
"And you'd be amazed at how fast those 10 percents can add up!"