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Twenty Questions Joke

Feb 2, 2013
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Here's another post from my catch-up series, explained here. It's May 19th, despite the date on the post.

This, from page 57 in Inside Jokes (slightly altered from the original).

Two rednecks are standing around.
Bobby Joe: Hey, you wanna play twenty questions?
Billy Bob: Sure.
Bobby Joe: OK, think of something and I'll try to guess it. Ready?
Billy Bob: Yeah.

Bobby Joe: Is it a thing?
Billy Bob: Yeah.

Bobby Joe: Can you fuck it?
Billy Bob: Yeah.

Bobby Joe: Is it a goat?
Billy Bob: Yeah.

There's always room for variation. How about:

Two philosophers are at a conference.
Philosopher 1: Would you like to play twenty questions?
Philosopher 2: Alright.
Philosopher 1: I'm thinking of something. Guess what it is.
Philosopher 2: Is it a material object, as opposed to a mental construct?
Philosopher 1: Yes.
Philosopher 2: Could someone fuck it?
Philosopher 1: Yes.

Philosopher 1: Is it Immanuel Kant?
Philosopher 2: Yes.



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