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Two legs and bleeds?

Feb 8, 2013
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Here's another post from my catch-up series, explained here. It's May 22nd, despite the date on the post.



Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog.


From page 31 in Inside Jokes (slightly altered from the original).

Which reminds me of a series of jokes I heard from Kiry Childs.

What has four legs and can't see?
No eye dear.

What has four legs and can't see and can't move?
Still no eye dear.

What ha four legs, can't see, can't move but can have sex.
Still no fucking eye dear.

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